'''JS is a dynamic language, with C-ish syntax for its basic flow control structures. Some of the more advanced datatypes look very Pythonesque, and indeed, so is its behaviour in quite a few respects.

In fact, it's a surprisingly powerful, expressive language, and could've been a very elegant bit of work.

However, it is not.

It is a dark festival of pain. Gotchas lurk in the darkness, biding their time. Brooding. Like bears: They Will Eat You.'''