Friday, February 14th, 2003

Leme tell all the guys out there something.

You might think that you have the greatest girlfriend in the world. But guess what.

You don't.

I do.

And let me tell you why.

Miss Kirstin told me not to leave work early today because there was a package coming for me. I was at my desk this afternoon and the nice UPS man brought it to me by way of Amber. It was a large white box that was cold to the touch. It had fancy words on it like thermosafe, and perishable and polyfoam.

And it had a return address of 225 South Ninth Street- Columbia MO.

That's right mofos, it was a box with a Shakespeare's Pizza pizza in it.

The greatest pizza in the known universe.

What could be a greater gift than the worlds greatest pizza? And wouldn't you know, Kirstin got my favorite kind too- pepperoni, jalapeno, and pineapple on wheat. Now what could possibly be a better gift that that?

Well, yea... besides two of them.

How about three of them.

Hell ya mofo- I got three of em.

And that's why Kirstin is the Greatest Girlfriend in the World.

# posted 05:38 pm
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